Lummox in the land of NoRTH
Lummox in the land of NoRTH…November 28, 2005
This was WAY too good of a story to be left unsaid
If it were any more perfect, it would be a fairytale...
Cast:
The Brave and Handsome Lummox- himself
Princess Jenni- Me
Prince Dreamsalot- The Ex
Acquaintances- Former boss and friend
*Based on the true story and original happenings in Denver, CO in the fall of 2005*
Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Denver in the land of Colorado there lived a Handsome Lummox. He was a very brave Lummox, as far as lummoxes go. He was in love with a beautiful princess who lived far far away, in a land called Austin Texas. The princess was also in love with the handsome Lummox and so she shouted it to the world. She didn’t care who heard it, not even Prince Dreamsalot who lived in the kingdom of NoRTH also in the land of Colorado. You see, many many years ago the Princess was in love with Prince Dreamsalot, but alas he broke the poor princess’s heart so she set out on a search for true love.
One day in the kingdom of Denver the Handsome Lummox heard the news shouted from all over the land, that Princess Jenni was also in love with him and he was pleased. There was much rejoicing. Upon hearing the news, he and some acquaintances decided to celebrate the evening. One acquaintance declared the kingdom of NoRTH was a spectacular place where all the beautiful people liked to gather. The brave Lummox knew that this was where Prince Dreamsalot dwelled, and pondered for only a moment but decided to go along regardless.
Upon arrival to the Kingdom of NoRTH, the brave Lummox observed Prince Dreamsalot from afar, and wondered if the Prince had heard the news shouted on high just that morning. Now, the acquaintances of the Lummox also knew Princess Jenni, but had not heard the news the Lummox was so excited about. Alas, they went unnoticed as Prince Dreamsalot passed them without recognition two or three times. The Lummox decided to take the experience at NoRTH as it came to him, as this was a chance happening that fit with the excitement of the day. It just fit, and he was content with that.
The acquaintances noticed Prince Dreamsalot looked very much like the Prince that Princess Jenni had formerly been in love with and called out for him. The Lummox was fine with that, as he would rather have a friendly conversation with Prince Dreamsalot, than to just have nothing happen. And the Prince came over to them and was polite, as polite as he could be. They all shook hands and greeted eachother, and there was small talk. All the while the brave Lummox knew that Prince Dreamsalot must have heard the news that Jenni had shouted on high, he could feel it, yet it was never spoken. The Lummox was pleased. He had gained a newfound reverence for his relationship with Princess Jenni, and he was glad everyone knew it. Things were happening so perfectly, and falling into place for the Lummox and his Princess. The timing was impeccable. There was much rejoicing.
The Handsome Lummox returned to the kingdom of Denver, but noticed upon his arrival that the landscape had been changed to a great extent. Denver was not the same to him as it was before. This was pleasing to the Lummox. History was changed forever and there was much rejoicing.
That night, the brave and handsome Lummox retold his epic journey to the land of NoRTH and the Princess was astounded and afraid for the Lummox, but alas, the Lummox comforted her with his serene and tranquil demeanor. The Lummox told of protecting her honor, from the gossiping of the aquaintances and steered the evening quite well. The Princess was pleased and there was much rejoicing. There was joyous joyous laughter and the Lummox and the Princess lived happily ever after.
THE END.
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•. jenni
*if this is confusing to you, Ill 'splain a little...
NoRth= the restaurant the ex works at
The Lummox ended up there the same night my blog went "big time", and we figured he'd probably read it already since Im pretty sure he had been reading for a while...he had mentioned one time a while back that he had read it. So The Lummox went with our former boss, to the restaurant my ex works at and since the day was filled with unexpected moments he wasnt sure what would happen, but he had a hand in steering the events that evening. All went well- the ex knew- the Lummox knew he knew and it was left at that. Afterwards he clued in our former boss to the situation and there was much rejoicing.
This was WAY too good of a story to be left unsaid
If it were any more perfect, it would be a fairytale...
Cast:
The Brave and Handsome Lummox- himself
Princess Jenni- Me
Prince Dreamsalot- The Ex
Acquaintances- Former boss and friend
*Based on the true story and original happenings in Denver, CO in the fall of 2005*
Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Denver in the land of Colorado there lived a Handsome Lummox. He was a very brave Lummox, as far as lummoxes go. He was in love with a beautiful princess who lived far far away, in a land called Austin Texas. The princess was also in love with the handsome Lummox and so she shouted it to the world. She didn’t care who heard it, not even Prince Dreamsalot who lived in the kingdom of NoRTH also in the land of Colorado. You see, many many years ago the Princess was in love with Prince Dreamsalot, but alas he broke the poor princess’s heart so she set out on a search for true love.
One day in the kingdom of Denver the Handsome Lummox heard the news shouted from all over the land, that Princess Jenni was also in love with him and he was pleased. There was much rejoicing. Upon hearing the news, he and some acquaintances decided to celebrate the evening. One acquaintance declared the kingdom of NoRTH was a spectacular place where all the beautiful people liked to gather. The brave Lummox knew that this was where Prince Dreamsalot dwelled, and pondered for only a moment but decided to go along regardless.
Upon arrival to the Kingdom of NoRTH, the brave Lummox observed Prince Dreamsalot from afar, and wondered if the Prince had heard the news shouted on high just that morning. Now, the acquaintances of the Lummox also knew Princess Jenni, but had not heard the news the Lummox was so excited about. Alas, they went unnoticed as Prince Dreamsalot passed them without recognition two or three times. The Lummox decided to take the experience at NoRTH as it came to him, as this was a chance happening that fit with the excitement of the day. It just fit, and he was content with that.
The acquaintances noticed Prince Dreamsalot looked very much like the Prince that Princess Jenni had formerly been in love with and called out for him. The Lummox was fine with that, as he would rather have a friendly conversation with Prince Dreamsalot, than to just have nothing happen. And the Prince came over to them and was polite, as polite as he could be. They all shook hands and greeted eachother, and there was small talk. All the while the brave Lummox knew that Prince Dreamsalot must have heard the news that Jenni had shouted on high, he could feel it, yet it was never spoken. The Lummox was pleased. He had gained a newfound reverence for his relationship with Princess Jenni, and he was glad everyone knew it. Things were happening so perfectly, and falling into place for the Lummox and his Princess. The timing was impeccable. There was much rejoicing.
The Handsome Lummox returned to the kingdom of Denver, but noticed upon his arrival that the landscape had been changed to a great extent. Denver was not the same to him as it was before. This was pleasing to the Lummox. History was changed forever and there was much rejoicing.
That night, the brave and handsome Lummox retold his epic journey to the land of NoRTH and the Princess was astounded and afraid for the Lummox, but alas, the Lummox comforted her with his serene and tranquil demeanor. The Lummox told of protecting her honor, from the gossiping of the aquaintances and steered the evening quite well. The Princess was pleased and there was much rejoicing. There was joyous joyous laughter and the Lummox and the Princess lived happily ever after.
THE END.
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•. jenni
*if this is confusing to you, Ill 'splain a little...
NoRth= the restaurant the ex works at
The Lummox ended up there the same night my blog went "big time", and we figured he'd probably read it already since Im pretty sure he had been reading for a while...he had mentioned one time a while back that he had read it. So The Lummox went with our former boss, to the restaurant my ex works at and since the day was filled with unexpected moments he wasnt sure what would happen, but he had a hand in steering the events that evening. All went well- the ex knew- the Lummox knew he knew and it was left at that. Afterwards he clued in our former boss to the situation and there was much rejoicing.
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